THEOLOGY QUESTION
If you are a young, beautiful, Christian virgin and you are killed in a terrorist attack by some suicidal hairball, and become his slave in his hereafter, how do you get the heaven you were promised?
Does God and Allah have some sort of prisoner soul exchange? Where would God get the fodder for trade? Or is it, oops sorry about that,?
Does God and Allah have some sort of prisoner soul exchange? Where would God get the fodder for trade? Or is it, oops sorry about that,?
posted by red label @ 6:46 AM
2 Comments:
At November 9, 2005 at 4:43 PM,
uncaring _chimp said…
Young virgin slaves? You're not considering a conversion to Islam, or you?
At November 12, 2005 at 8:18 AM,
red label said…
no too old and too tired to raise anymore children!
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